When a strange man tells a 52-year-old woman her beauty shines with the warmth of the sun, it’s time to cross the street and head for home.
He might have spotted me when I pulled out the tourist map at the canal bridge, the spot where I completely lost my bearings. Reading a map on the street is about as stupid a thing as a woman walking alone can do, especially when it’s one of those brightly coloured tourist maps. I might as well have fastened a sign to my head with “Good Canadian Passport & Credit Cards Here.”
He came alongside at the red light where Dr. Schneiderstrasse and Aarbergstreasse meet, making his compliment there. The light changed and shoulder-to-shoulder, he stayed with me as he jabbered on, his eyes roving up and down and then to my knapsack. He swiveled his head around: Checking for traffic? Or for witnesses?
There were people across the street waiting for the light, but I realized that they were it – as soon as they crossed and went past me and this unwelcome shadow, we would be alone.
I’m like an Alzheimer’s patient when I go out for a stroll, wandering until I’m in the wrong neighbourhood, like when two fish-netted hookers in Vancouver’s notorious Downtown Eastside had to show me the way out.
As the stranger and I met up with the gaggle, I turned in my tracks and joined them. I glanced back and saw the man, his scalp visible through the stripes of his slicked-back hair, walking quickly up the road, his face turned toward me, his teeth showing in a broad grin.
… I had a really good laugh about the fish-netted hookers in Vancouver showing you the way out of the Eastside of Vancouver!! :)) Such an unpleasant part of town, glad you didn’t get “picked up” there! Perhaps the Swiss sell rechargeable hand held GPS’s that speak English? I’m sure that would be helpful!
It has been pointed out that the hookers might have been so accommodating because I was obviously such tough competition – I may be a stout middle-aged lady, but that extra weight means I’m HIV/meth/heroin/-free – quite a catch on the Eastside.
OMG what a fright, what happened next???????
Don’t keep us wondering!
Oh wait you are posting so you did get home ;))
That was the end of it when we parted ways – he kept going and I found my way back to the hotel, checking to make sure he didn’t follow me. I was too close to the train station – the nucleus of crime on tourists.