This may fascinate no one but me, but I couldn’t believe the Simplon paddlewheel deck was open to their engine room. Falling in would undoubtedly be fatal, or at least, could reassemble one’s limbs in an unpleasant fashion. Click here to see it.

We also watched a dance troupe perform for a music video at the Biel train station. I think the smaller girl may have dislocated her hips. Click here to watch.